ahs: asylum + red
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
Meanwhile in Toronto
"Such a change! In one moment such a change! From perfect misery to perfect happiness!”
Jon Snow - The Windmill Specialist